THIS WEBSITE USES COOKIES
WE USE TECHNICAL COOKIES TO IMPROVE YOUR EXPERIENCE THESE COOKIES ARE MANDATORY FOR THIS SITE TO WORK PROPERLY BY USING OUR SITE YOU AGREE WITH OUR COOKIE POLICY
OUR WEBSITE USES COOKIES AND SIMILAR TECHNOLOGIES TO ENSURE ESSENTIAL FUNCTIONALITY, ENHANCE PERFORMANCE, AND DELIVER A SMOOTH AND PERSONALIZED EXPERIENCE. THESE TINY FILES ARE STORED ON YOUR DEVICE AND MAY TRACK BASIC DATA SUCH AS LANGUAGE PREFERENCES, SESSION DURATION, AND USER NAVIGATION BEHAVIOR.
BY CLICKING “I ACCEPT,” YOU ALLOW US TO:
REMEMBER YOUR LOGIN DETAILS
POST A RANDOM PICTURE OF YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA
GUESS YOUR MOOD BY HOW HARD YOU TAP
FOLLOW YOUR MOUSE LIKE A STALKER
GUESS YOUR FAVORITE SNACK BASED ON HOVER BEHAVIOR
SELL A DIGITAL COPY OF YOUR SOUL
SEND YOUR CLICK HISTORY TO “MARKETING GUY #27”
USE YOUR FACE TO CREATE AN AI CHARACTER
CREATE A PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE USING YOUR INTERACTION PATTERNS
OCCASIONALLY SERVE YOU A COOKIE ABOUT COOKIES, JUST TO BE IRONIC
WE DON’T SELL YOUR DATA.
WE JUST SHARE IT WITH “FRIENDS” WHO PAY REALLY WELL.
*DISCLAIMER: THIS SITE IS A NON-COMMERCIAL STUDENT PROJECT. NO ACTUAL DATA IS COLLECTED, STORED, OR SOLD. THIS EXAGGERATED COOKIE STATEMENT IS INTENDED AS A PARODY TO ENCOURAGE CRITICAL THINKING ABOUT DIGITAL CONSENT. :P
THIS WEBSITE USES COOKIES
WE USE TECHNICAL COOKIES TO IMPROVE YOUR EXPERIENCE THESE COOKIES ARE MANDATORY FOR THIS SITE TO WORK PROPERLY BY USING OUR SITE YOU AGREE WITH OUR COOKIE POLICY
OUR WEBSITE USES COOKIES AND SIMILAR TECHNOLOGIES TO ENSURE ESSENTIAL FUNCTIONALITY, ENHANCE PERFORMANCE, AND DELIVER A SMOOTH AND PERSONALIZED EXPERIENCE. THESE TINY FILES ARE STORED ON YOUR DEVICE AND MAY TRACK BASIC DATA SUCH AS LANGUAGE PREFERENCES, SESSION DURATION, AND USER NAVIGATION BEHAVIOR.
BY CLICKING “I ACCEPT,” YOU ALLOW US TO:
REMEMBER YOUR LOGIN DETAILS
POST A RANDOM PICTURE OF YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA
GUESS YOUR MOOD BY HOW HARD YOU TAP
FOLLOW YOUR MOUSE LIKE A STALKER
GUESS YOUR FAVORITE SNACK BASED ON HOVER BEHAVIOR
SELL A DIGITAL COPY OF YOUR SOUL
SEND YOUR CLICK HISTORY TO “MARKETING GUY #27”
USE YOUR FACE TO CREATE AN AI CHARACTER
CREATE A PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE USING YOUR INTERACTION PATTERNS
OCCASIONALLY SERVE YOU A COOKIE ABOUT COOKIES, JUST TO BE IRONIC
WE DON’T SELL YOUR DATA.
WE JUST SHARE IT WITH “FRIENDS” WHO PAY REALLY WELL.
*DISCLAIMER: THIS SITE IS A NON-COMMERCIAL STUDENT PROJECT. NO ACTUAL DATA IS COLLECTED, STORED, OR SOLD. THIS EXAGGERATED COOKIE STATEMENT IS INTENDED AS A PARODY TO ENCOURAGE CRITICAL THINKING ABOUT DIGITAL CONSENT. :P
THIS WEBSITE USES COOKIES
WE USE TECHNICAL COOKIES TO IMPROVE YOUR EXPERIENCE THESE COOKIES ARE MANDATORY FOR THIS SITE TO WORK PROPERLY BY USING OUR SITE YOU AGREE WITH OUR COOKIE POLICY
OUR WEBSITE USES COOKIES AND SIMILAR TECHNOLOGIES TO ENSURE ESSENTIAL FUNCTIONALITY, ENHANCE PERFORMANCE, AND DELIVER A SMOOTH AND PERSONALIZED EXPERIENCE. THESE TINY FILES ARE STORED ON YOUR DEVICE AND MAY TRACK BASIC DATA SUCH AS LANGUAGE PREFERENCES, SESSION DURATION, AND USER NAVIGATION BEHAVIOR.
BY CLICKING “I ACCEPT,” YOU ALLOW US TO:
REMEMBER YOUR LOGIN DETAILS
POST A RANDOM PICTURE OF YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA
GUESS YOUR MOOD BY HOW HARD YOU TAP
FOLLOW YOUR MOUSE LIKE A STALKER
GUESS YOUR FAVORITE SNACK BASED ON HOVER BEHAVIOR
SELL A DIGITAL COPY OF YOUR SOUL
SEND YOUR CLICK HISTORY TO “MARKETING GUY #27”
USE YOUR FACE TO CREATE AN AI CHARACTER
CREATE A PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE USING YOUR INTERACTION PATTERNS
OCCASIONALLY SERVE YOU A COOKIE ABOUT COOKIES, JUST TO BE IRONIC
WE DON’T SELL YOUR DATA.
WE JUST SHARE IT WITH “FRIENDS” WHO PAY REALLY WELL.
*DISCLAIMER: THIS SITE IS A NON-COMMERCIAL STUDENT PROJECT. NO ACTUAL DATA IS COLLECTED, STORED, OR SOLD. THIS EXAGGERATED COOKIE STATEMENT IS INTENDED AS A PARODY TO ENCOURAGE CRITICAL THINKING ABOUT DIGITAL CONSENT. :P